Best addition to my Top Five List:
Michael Vartan (Agent Vaughn from Alias. TASTY.)
Most likely to be added to my Top Five List for 2003:
Evan from "Joe Millionaire"
Best activity perfected early in the year of 2002 that needs to be repeated again soon, pink scarf and all:
Late-night dance parties
Best name for a dog imagined in one of my long-winded dreams:
Nancy Pantsy
Best memory reminisced upon in 2002:
Summer Nights
Best book that had tears running down my face in public at the Phoenix airport:
The Lovely Bones
Place most likely to try to crash at when frighteningly inebriated and often belligerent:
This cute little house with a red door
Best wedding I didn't spend nearly enough time at due to someone heinously making me leave:
Katie & Austin Koon's
Best post-wedding action by a bridesmaid:
TIE: Tracy telling everyone that I was a transvestite because I worked for shesheme.com and me subsequently falling down the stairs at Top of the Hill
Scariest picture of 2002:
Tracy
Worst outfit I wore in 2002
This little number to the Peach Bowl & afterwards to a New Year's Party in which I was (and I quote) "sloppily making out in public"
Best Christmas present I didn't get:
Sewing Machine or Wireless Modem
Best Birthday present I did:
Kissing Booth at our Three-way Throwdown
Best word I coined in 2002:
Co-SMIT-ment
Best piece of advice by someone I don't really know re: my intended actions on Memorial Day:
We won't have any TP left if you go roll their house
Best thing about not going anywhere for Labor Day:
Saving $ and sleeping in
Worst thing about not going anywhere for Labor Day:
Having your closet fall down on your head 3 times and then receiving news that completely broke your heart and led you to weep on your spare bedroom floor since your own room was uninhabitable due to the piles of clothes taking over every square inch
Best new activity that I took up:
Pilates, despite the pain induced by "Lady of Pain" Lane (my teacher)
Worst new activity that I took up and/or continued:
Drunk dialing, repeatedly
Somewhere between the best and the worst new/continued activity that I took up in 2002:
Singing Christmas Carols on Mike Warner's phone machine on a weekly basis
Best Purchase of the year:
My hizouse
Worst Purchase of the year:
Car cell-phone charger that fell out of the car within 24 hours of its purchase
Best phone call I received that wasn't technically in 2002 in my time zone but may have been in the caller's time zone:
Brian Kiger, who has still not accepted my many proposals of marriage
Best mode of procrastination when I don't feel like assessing epidemiological software in Sub-Saharan Africa:
This.
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