In lieu of something amusing, witty, introspective or even degrading about any one of my ex's, I shall leave you with one thought:
My roommate is the most kick-ass Ms. Pac-Man player you've ever seen. Girls, why aren't you knocking down our door and offering yourselves to engage in a tawdry affair with him?
Cause I live to far. Why don't you post a picture of this hottie, so all the girls in a close city can come on down and break that door down!! :)
Posted by: Paris | January 27, 2004 at 08:06 AM
i can't get passed the 4th board.
:-/
Posted by: êddiê | January 27, 2004 at 08:41 AM
I agree, can we get a picture or something of this wonderful roommate of yours!
Secondly, I am completely annoyed with the fact that you are off to South Beach and I spent a hour this morning scraping the ice off my car before work. Damn you D.C.!!!
Posted by: Dawn | January 27, 2004 at 09:12 AM
As requested...
http://www.aubreysabala.com/photos/november/img_1498.html
Darling, ain't he?
Posted by: aubs | January 27, 2004 at 04:01 PM
My god woman!!! why the hell hasn't anyone snatched him up??? Do you think he would have anything against moving north, like Canada??
Posted by: Paris | January 28, 2004 at 05:41 AM
Have you ever seen another good Ms. Pacman player? I think you should really do a little research before you start making outrageous claims like that. Does he go for points or number of boards cleared? It makes a difference. I will put my money where my mouth, and will gladly challenge him next time I am in Atlanta. In the meantime I think you should provide concrete proof (ie point totals or number of boards cleared). I am sure even he, as an avid Ms Pacmaner, will admit its easy to fool non Ms Pacmaners(like yourself) into thinking that you are good just by performing a few narrow escapes or reaching a pink board. Seriously, you want to be a respected writer, do some research first.
Posted by: Wilson | January 28, 2004 at 11:57 AM
Next time he's in Virginia, let me know. I'll make sure he stays here--and we'll make sure he's good and darn happy too!
Posted by: Kelly | January 28, 2004 at 12:38 PM
Woah now....when are you ladies gonna realize that we're not pieces of meat?
But seriously, what's the difference between Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man, really? Is it just that she has a bow?
Posted by: hollismb | January 28, 2004 at 08:29 PM
"But seriously, what's the difference between Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man, really? Is it just that she has a bow?"
Pretty much, that and the contradistinctive genitals.
Posted by: DAve | January 29, 2004 at 11:59 AM